David Hardy


Nintendo Game Cube.

Nintendo Game Cube.

I wish I didn’t always have to make the plans to hangout with people.


I look good in a suit…DAMN GOOD!

Is fox news an allegory for fear and stupidity?

Fact:The holes natural enemy is the pile.

Parody of what I see on Facebook….enjoy

Oh I am so happy that I can come here online to the one place where people like whore my university centered statutes and I’ve got good news for all of you! I have gotten even more of an easy break in life because I’ve been accepted to ninety three different universities on full shit eating scholarships now I’ve got to choose which one by September should I go to dipshit tech? Or Butt fuck Ohio university? I just want to thank all of you who let me humble brag on a weekly basis about how much better my life is than yours.thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for not telling me how annoying/conceited/bright orange I am luv you. Sincerely an amalgamation of dumb bitches on my newsfeed.

I wish I had some followers who could show me some cool shit.

Today is my 18th birthday.

I can do adult things now but I don’t know if I want to…

Im not allowed to be wacky….court order…