David Hardy

Is fox news an allegory for fear and stupidity?

Fact:The holes natural enemy is the pile.

Parody of what I see on Facebook….enjoy

Oh I am so happy that I can come here online to the one place where people like whore my university centered statutes and I’ve got good news for all of you! I have gotten even more of an easy break in life because I’ve been accepted to ninety three different universities on full shit eating scholarships now I’ve got to choose which one by September should I go to dipshit tech? Or Butt fuck Ohio university? I just want to thank all of you who let me humble brag on a weekly basis about how much better my life is than yours.thank you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for not telling me how annoying/conceited/bright orange I am luv you. Sincerely an amalgamation of dumb bitches on my newsfeed.

I wish I had some followers who could show me some cool shit.

Today is my 18th birthday.

I can do adult things now but I don’t know if I want to…

Im not allowed to be wacky….court order…

The greedy part of me wishes I celebrated Christmas this year….

I can’t stand it when I read tweets from these people I follow. example”:so done…,Tbh,idc,w/e. Etc.you are obviously not “so done” because you say that at least 6 times a week.and another thing this other person sounds like a total spoiled brat the way she speaks you get everything handed to you and as soon as something goes wrong you can’t handle it and you shut down like a retarded robot,you act entitled and I hate that so what you work at a fast food establishment that’s not hard work your a burger flipper not a martyr.

This might be an overreaction but…..

If anyone says anything horrible about Muhammad Ali infront of me I will destroy them. it’s that simple I will leave you as a pile of mush on the floor.

This is what you look like

Lol I’m totally an idiot Tbh I hope I fall into a dumpster tho»»»» idc that I’m heavily mentally handicapped my swag lvl is off tha charts. YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!